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| A Relation to my Renault 5 Campus 5 door 1.1 litre muver! |
Despite the success of the F1 Williams Renault, I still cannot comprehend how Renault ever came up with the 1.1 Renault 5 campus! It is a shed on wheels, what would Jeremy Clarckson make of it, I dread to think. He would mock the top speed of 95mph, the 0-60 of 6 months, and the shape of a jolly rancher! There are a few things this machine does do well, when crunching through the gears, screaming through 1st and 2nd it never fails to grab people attention! It creates the noise not dissimilar to a banchee kicked in the balls! Not being bestowed with a rev counter enables you to mindlessy thrash the engine with a blatant disregard for its health. To be fair, when pushed it shifts quite well, I've embarassed many a BM and Merc drivers with a quick overtaking manouvre, that leaves them shocked! The best thing about the actual car is how I've taken all the Renault badges off and replaced them with maserati badges. This I think makes people wonder if they should compete against me. By me and my screwdriver I was able to soop up da R5 Maserati Turbo with a performance exaust system. This was simply done by getting a racing technician to make a hole of about 3 inches diameter in the rear box. This way the car sounds well and theres no need for da serious bass. | ||||||||||||||||
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